Okay, we've already covered the fact that you don't need to sign your Facebook posts. "Hey, I might be interested. I'll put my name here just in case you have short term memory damage and forgot who was writing this over the course of reading two sentences and the photo of my to the left of those two sentences fails to trigger any recall."

The real lesson to be gleaned from this comment is not to ask questions you can easily figure out for yourself as it exposes you as lazy, stupid, or both.

Hmm, where could someone who is currently on the internet get more information about a 5K walk at the Phoenix Zoo? Ooo, that's a tough one. If only there was some kind of engine that allowed you to search for things. I bet if you invented that, you'd be like a billionaire or something!

Hey, crazy idea! How about before you go asking others to seek out information for you, you plug "5K walk at the Phoenix Zoo" into Google and see what comes up? My goodness, it's a link to this page. And another to this page. And a link to a PDF registration form! Hey, there's even an article about last year's 5K!

For fuck's sake, in two minutes I found enough information to qualify as an expert on the subject. How can you have 218 Facebook friends and not understand something as simple as Google?