This scene has potential, if only it were followed up by Catherine Willows and Jim Brass discussing the explosion as they duck under some crime scene tape and head for an engrossed-in-his-work Gus Grissom, who looks up and makes some kind of lame pun like:
And cue The Who!
Sadly, C.S.I. creator Anthony E. Zuiker was still twenty-five years from being born and his brainchild wouldn't hit the air for nearly six decades, but Americans in 1943 craved partially reasoned crime solving with supposedly scientific explanations, half-thought out leaps of faith, and deus ex machina conclussions as much as the Neilsen families of today.
Luckily, they had Gang Busters.
Following the opening crime scene, police interview witnesses... or one witness, and base their entire investigation on his words.

No wonder they didn't interview any other witnesses. If there is any part of his story that has an air of believability to it, I guess I'd stopped listening by that point. Take him in for questioning and let's move on to the next crime.

Yes, on the word of a drifter, fighters are scrambled to search the skies for a Nazi superstratospheric bomber. How did you get this cushy assignment? If I was slogging my way across the French countryside, being shot at by Nazis or fighting shoulder to shoulder with Slug McCoy, I'd be pretty friggin' jealous of the boys in the Wild Goose Squadron. "That's a negative on visual of Nazi Superbomber, returning to base to refuel and continue search for leprachaun gold." Then, of course, the toughest part of their assignment was comforting the wives and girlfriends of recently wounded or killed soldiers.
When the planes can't find anything, investigators fall back on science.


"Hmm, Mrs. Livingston was found dead on the kitchen floor with a knife out of her own knife drawer stuck between her ribs. Mr. Theodore Livingston's prints are on the handle and neighbors heard the couple arguing earlier in the day, culminating in Mrs. Livingston shouting, 'Dear God, put down that knife! No, Teddy, you'll kill me! Help, someone stop my husband who is plunging this knife into my chest in cold blooded murder!' What do you think?"
"Let's go kick the crap out of some guys at one of those bars in the German part of town and see if anyone coughs up some more information."
The first house they raid--unless they've been kicking in doors and beating guys up all night and this is just the first one we see... which is entirely feasible--is full of Nazis burning valuable paperwork. By the time the FBI finishes beating everyone up, the papers are all burned but three or four scraps.

Knowing where the next attack will take place, a munitions factory on the edge of town, authorities swarm into action to prevent the attack... except not.

Sure enough, slow motion reveals the shells' trajectory is all wrong for bombs and must instead be coming from a large gun outside of town. This leads to the most revealing frame of the story. If someone wanted me to summarize Gang Busters in two sentences, they would be:

When they arrive, the old bearded man is still loading shells into his telescope, which is actually a giant mortar.

They gun down the old man and remove his beard to reveal he's not an old man afterall, but the notorious Nazi spy they'd been hunting all along. Score another one for the gratest generation's dumb luck.
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