If the words "Quincy versus a ninja" aren't enough to convince you to spend eight minutes watching this, I'm afraid we can't be friends.

But, just in case, here's a bunch of other reasons:
1. Quincy solves the murder of Not Bruce Lee
2. Quincy bows to all the Japanese people he meets. I could watch Jack Klugman bow to Asians for an hour straight
3. Mako
4. Harold Sakata is clearly reading cue cards and in some cases sounding out the words phonetically
5. Despite that, they still had to bring someone in to dub over Harold Sakata's lines
6. Pretend the date Joanna Kearns mentions is with Alan Thicke as Jason Seaver
7. The most unexpected "murderer reveal" scene outcome of any Quincy episode